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Dodge & Burrow: The Christmas Party
“Dove,” she said. “We need to discuss this incident of hazing at the Christmas party…”
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Dodge & Burrow: Sloane has a law degree
When Nina went on mat leave, Sloane joined us. She had a law degree. This made her frightfully unique in a law firm. She also had an IQ that was possibly in the minus numbers.
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Dodge & Burrow: Never call in sick
Senior: Have you tried some ibuprofen?
Me: … for the infection?
Calling in sick is always good fun, especially when the person you’re calling doesn’t have medical qualifications, but thinks they do.
Dodge & Burrow: Setting the Scene
Dove witters on about the wacky law firm, Dodge & Burrow.
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Dodge & Burrow: The Start of it All
The start of my life at Dodge & Burrow, the wacky law firm I worked at for five years. I should have seen the signs.
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Pre-Christmas Visit
“Can’t we just try to work this out? It’s Christmas. I know I wind you up, but I don’t mean to.”
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Not coming home for Christmas
Only my mother could ignore me for two weeks, only to be furious with me over a conversation we never had… because she was ignoring me.
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There is only ONE [insert word here] in this family…
“There is only one miser in this family, Dove.” [dramatic pause] “And it’s you. We’ve all discussed it.”
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The joy of gifts
The only gift she’s ever seem particularly attached to is a keyring I bought her back when I was around 10. It reads: NOBODY IS PERFECT. EXCEPT ME.
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