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Continue readingDove rambles about whatever goes through her head
And now the actual reason for this site. While I do want to tell fun stories about my life, I also want to get my childhood in order and finally make peace with all the shit my mother pulled.
If you get triggered by any of the following: child abuse, child neglect, violence directed to a child; then I suggest you avoid this category. This is mostly for me, not for entertainment, though I will do my best to tell these stories in an amusing way. Like, the Frozen Chicken story is funny, especially if you’re my flatmate in the story. It’s just also a bit triggering because it’s also the story of an NMother doing her fucking nut over an imagined slight.
The Narcissist’s Credo:
“That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.”
—Found on Reddit
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Continue reading“Can’t we just try to work this out? It’s Christmas. I know I wind you up, but I don’t mean to.”
Continue readingOnly my mother could ignore me for two weeks, only to be furious with me over a conversation we never had… because she was ignoring me.
Continue reading“There is only one miser in this family, Dove.” [dramatic pause] “And it’s you. We’ve all discussed it.”
Continue readingThe only gift she’s ever seem particularly attached to is a keyring I bought her back when I was around 10. It reads: NOBODY IS PERFECT. EXCEPT ME.
Continue readingA massive document I typed up right after this happened, a few days after my 42nd birthday.
Continue reading“… we stay on the internet, until a hopping mad woman drives three miles across town to throw frozen chicken at my head.”
Continue readingApropos of nothing, Mother binned the Christmas dinner and left the home for two days. I still have no concrete reason why.
Continue readingIt’s perfectly normal to threaten to abandon your tween at Social Services because they accidentally didn’t record your favourite soap.
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